I WANT THIS:
Yes, this is a pickle of the month club. And I want it almost as badly as I want it to cost less. They offer 3-, 6-, 9-, or 12-month subscriptions that calc out to $57 per month for delicious, gourmet, handmade pickles to be delivered to your house. That, imho, is outrageously expensive, but I guess they’re just that delicious, gourmet, and handmade. Oddly, the price per month does not decrease as you increase your subscription length — no bulk discount on pickles? Sad face.
I can’t keep a sad face for long. So many pickles! And not just that, look at the other stuff they have! Chocolate club! Gifts under $50 (making them far more affordable and far more likely to be purchased by my cheap ass)! Cookie club!! Other things!!!
I haven’t actually ordered anything from Mouth, so I can’t personally attest to the quality or anything else about the experience beyond the website. But the website is selling it, right? I love the way everything is displayed, I love the fonts (yes, I’m part font geek), and I love the feel of the whole site. They are totally catering to food-snobby little me, and it’s totally working.
If I’m ever feeling wild and decide to buy a (not cheap) gift for someone (I don’t do gifts anymore — a topic for another day), I now know where to go.
P.S. This is not a sponsored post, and mouth.com has no idea that I know about them. My friend passed me the link (knowing of my love of pickles) and I couldn’t help but share. If you’ve tried the site, please let me know!!